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I don't quite understand some of the comments people leave on posts around the internet. I'm not talking about the trolls, the political people ("thanks Obama!"), the people whose first language isn't English or anything else like that, it's people who leave confusing, one or two word comments that you can't comprehend why they even wrote that.

Example: "The Simpsons" posted a photo in celebration of national sibling day (haha, suck it, only children!). Someone left a comment, "The Simpsons". That's it. "The Simpsons", on a post by The Simpsons, about The Simpsons. Wut? Turns out, this guy goes around posting "The Simpsons" on all posts by The Simpsons. Even moar wut?

Another example: The Onion posted an article about California's Seaworld doing its bit for the drought by draining the tanks half way. Asides from the usual people who thought it was real, the people trying to tell the others it's not real, and the wisearses like myself, there was this gem of a comment:

"Animal"

Good catch there, buddy.

Now, I'm sure they have their reasons. Perhaps they're practicing their english by translating the phrase from their native language, or typing on a foreign keyboard and want to show that they can do it, despite their keyboard inherently lacking the right letters, but I like to think it's a guy sitting at his keyboard, smug grin on his face, arm confidently around a super uncomfortable girl who's clearly not interested in him, saying "Yeah baby, I know TENS of English words. Watch me type another.

"Lemon"
At least, our internet does.

Earlier this week I finally received my Canary home security system. It's a small cylinder that sits on your shelf and has a HD camera, night vision and temp / humidity / air quality sensors. It has a live view for watching in real time and learns about your house so it knows when you come home, knows to ignore pets running around and such.

The fatal flaw? Live view requires a minimum upload speed of 1mb/s to run. I get 0.55mb/s on wireless, slightly more on Ethernet. I cannot watch Live View. If someone breaks in, I can only watch the highlights reel after he's nicked off with everything, instead of hitting the "Sound the alarm" button and blasting him with 120db of sound to scare him off.

I'm sick of Australia being low on the list when it comes to internet. I'm sick of people viewing the internet like some kind of Tamagotchi fad, not worthy of putting money into because it's going to die out in the next year or two anyway. I'm sick of the bullshit this "National Broadband Network" has become and I'm just sick of Australia having a backwards view of internet related things in general.

In 2010 we were behind Mongolia in average upload speeds. Mongolia. A country with slightly more people in it than Melbourne. And their internet speeds were better.

Pull your finger out, Australia. I want to use my home security system.
Flinders Street at Sunrise by Grayda
Flinders Street at Sunrise
It's been too long (more than 6 months) since I last posted here on dA. I've been doing another 365 challenge, and so have been active every day on Facebook and G+, as well as Instagram and even Tumblr (via auto-posting from IFTTT and IG). If you want to see more of my shots, follow me there, or check out my recently revamped website, davidgray.photography

From White Night Melbourne, 2015. Flinders Street at sunrise
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Laneways and Byways by Grayda
Laneways and Byways
It's been too long (more than 6 months) since I last posted here on dA. I've been doing another 365 challenge, and so have been active every day on Facebook and G+, as well as Instagram and even Tumblr (via auto-posting from IFTTT and IG). If you want to see more of my shots, follow me there, or check out my recently revamped website, davidgray.photography

From White Night Melbourne, 2015. Degraves street
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The Docks by Grayda
The Docks
It's been too long (more than 6 months) since I last posted here on dA. I've been doing another 365 challenge, and so have been active every day on Facebook and G+, as well as Instagram and even Tumblr (via auto-posting from IFTTT and IG). If you want to see more of my shots, follow me there, or check out my recently revamped website, davidgray.photography

From White Night Melbourne, 2015. Docklands at sunset
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It's that time of year where I submit a journal. So, this is it. Hi!





























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D. Gray
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I am David Gray. Photographer, website designer and graphic artist. I also like consuming lighbulbs.
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Grayda Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Professional Photographer
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* *CLEARS THROAT* *BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY* *SHOVELS HANDFUL OF BISCUITS INTO MOUTH AND CRUNCHES REALLY GODDAMN LOUDLY*

Okaaaaayyy....
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Grayda Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Professional Photographer
Okkkaaaaayyyy... what means?
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FreeForms Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the fave. Glad you like my work!
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birthdays Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's July 8th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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ice-or-fire Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
Hello!:iconyaayplz:
Happy [early] birthday!
May all of your wishes come true - today and always!
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boyrd Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
Thanks for the fave!
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mdenn369 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Hi there! You've been featured here: [link]

Thank you for contributing to #ShareProject365! :heart:

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Hanging-Ghost Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
Thank you for the favorite
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EuphoricBrainCells Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
your photography is amazing. keep up the good work
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Grayda Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Professional Photographer
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. I'll be uploading plenty more this year, as I'm currently doing the 365 challenge, so keep an eye out! :)
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